It Bores Me Also: Archive

SD beach

I know I used to complain about San Diego when I lived there, but right now I really need a dose of San Diego beach…

Mar 25th

Mar 22nd

Cotton swab war

me: *poke poke* *swab*
R: *dodge dodge* *MAKE UP REMOVE*
me: *dab earwax* *smear*
R: *REMOVE OWN BOOGERS* *FLICK BACK*
me: *remove cotton part* *stab in major artery*
R: *BREAK IN HALF AND STICK TO PLUG ARTERY AND THEN SHOVE IN UR THROAT TO CHOKE!*
me: *cough cough cough* *COUGH* *lay lifelessly on the ground*
R: *bleeds out....*

Mar 18th